I’ve had worse housemates.
Is Death, single?
Is he nice to be with? I’d totally date him
I want this TV show
hahahahahahahah stop i love these
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Have you tried the tavern?
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
i would hire him for this flyer alone
give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise
THATS A FLATIRON